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Travel is an opiate.

Travel is an opiate.
Hmmm… looking out of the window at a blur which steadies itself gradually towards the horizon; framed by blue contours of hills with mystery, sometimes dogs, cows and folks who give a glimpse of so many small dramas happening all over .
Travel temporarily tears us away from commercial compulsions, that chain us to the business of being busy.
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2016 – KravMaga SreeRam quotes

  1. There seems to be some confusion between the roles of the husband and a psychotherapist. 
  2. All the women in my life have thanked me for making them strong… but it didn’t sound complimentary! I wonder why!
  3. ‘Idea’ is just an egg if the sperm of ‘action’ doesn’t hit it. Period.
  4. Elders appear wise till you ask them ‘Why?’ ; for the same reason as women appear good in semi-darkness.
  5. The shortest route to become out-dated, is to be in awe of yourself
  6. Analytical thinking requires time, effort and an objective brain. Isn’t it much easier to form an opinion and keep on repeating it !!
  7. If every leader sent one of his kids to army, there won’t be stupid wars.
  8. In spite of all its aura, Love is nurtured by only 3 Ps – Proximity, Politeness and Peer Pressure
  9. Never give commitments before sex. The consequences spill-over!
  10. In public domain, Freedom of Speech comes along with Responsibility for Repercussions
  11. Socialism is like Religion. Both promise a lot, simplify good vs bad and give us a moral high ground to judge others. That’s all. They have actually improved nothing till date

2015 – KravMaga SreeRam quotes

  1. Martial arts practitioners make great husbands. They take punishment again and again but assume it’s good for them.
  2. I fell in love once. Ended up with 32 stitches
  3. When something is missing in the SEX we end up with an EX!
  4. If you are always right, no friend will be left.
  5. The plural for Success is Excess. The plural for Failure is Experience.
  6. Porn makes the dick hard and the brain soft.
  7. When the Smart assume they are Wise, they become cynical.
    When the Wise assume they are Smart, they become ridiculous.
    When the Successful assume they are Smart and Wise, we become helpless.
  8. The more I look at the Religious, the less I believe in any Religion.
  9. Democracy is the government of the ruthless, by the corrupt, for the naïve
  10. Middle age is when your dreams also droop.
  11. I will be a Bill Gates with Arnold’s physique, J K’s intellect and James Bond’s libido… if I followed all the advice on Facebook.
  12. Chennai is like my wife. Lots of issues, but comfortably familiar.
  13. I have decided to stop procrastinating … from Monday.
  14. Falling for looks alone is like buying a product for the label design.
  15. I often get into trouble due to my aunty-social streak.
  16. The Bull & Bear? Looks more like the Pig & Ass
  17. Ask yourself. Am I a rat running in someone else’s wheel!?
  18. Most ‘gurus’ teach how to swim blind in the cold stormy sea swarming with sharks …inside a warm bathtub.
  19. In media, nothing succeeds like Sexcess
  20. So what if I can’t rewrite the beginning, I will script a new ending
  21. Everyone is beautiful when they laugh
  22. 6Ps of Success – Passion, Plan, Process, Promotion, Persistence and … a rich Parent.
  23. A smart teacher knows when to stop teaching
  24. Self-defense is what one does in a crisis,to avoid landing up in the Hospital or the Jail
  25. Women are the spice of my life. Too less is bland. Too much gives me ulcers.
  26. Religion is a placebo … with bad side-effects
  27. Bad boss results in good career shift.
  28. At the end of the day, it’s the beginning of a new day.
  29. “In real life, when the beauty kissed the Prince, he turned into a Frog.” – The Wife